Regular readers are no doubt familiar with this blog’s occasional posts poking fun of press releases from defense manufacturers noting that the company had “achieved” registration with the State Department’s Directorate of Defense Trade Controls (“DDTC”). A common feature of many of these press releases is to try to portray registration under Part 122 of the International Traffic in Arms Regulations as an endorsement by DDTC of the company’s export compliance expertise and procedures.

Well, I think a new bar was set by this press release from Virginia-based Zestron Corporation

ZESTRON process and service solutions, recently renewed its official International Traffic in Arms Regulations (ITAR) registration with the US Department of State, Directorate of Defense Trade Controls.

After several weeks of careful review of ZESTRON’s corporate structure, security, record keeping and procedures for handling sensitive military and intelligence applications, the company successfully passed the system’s strict requirements. The renewal of this registration demonstrates that ZESTRON is dedicated to adhering to the regulations that control the export and import of defense-related articles and services on the United States Munitions List.

Honestly, that doesn’t just take the cake. It takes the table the cake is on, the house where the table is, and the city in which the house is located. There is no scrutiny by DDTC of corporate structure, much less “several weeks” of such scrutiny. Nor is there any review of a company’s procedures for handling military and intelligence applications. And don’t get me started on the import business in the press release. The only strict requirement that a registered company has passed is that it was able to fill out the registration form correctly and submit it with the required fee.

Here’s a new export reform proposal: the DDTC should revoke the registration of any company that issues a press release incorrectly describing the significance of registration.