As a special holiday treat for readers of ExportLawBlog, we are offering this heartwarming story which we found, oddly enough, tucked away in the GAO’s recent report on export law enforcement.
FBI and OEE agents disagreed as to whether certain dual-use items planned for export warranted an investigation
So, they did what any sensible law enforcement agents would do — they asked the Department of Commerce whether a license was required.
Commerce determined that the item did not require a license.
That should have been the end of the story, but that story would be too short to be a holiday gift to our readers. So, of course, that wasn’t the end of the story.
FBI asked for an opinion from the National Security Agency, which deemed the item high risk for national security.
The who? The NSA? When did they get invited to the export licensing party? Apparently soon enough to cause a lot of bad stuff to go down.
Without coordinating with OEE and ICE, FBI pursued the investigation, arrested the exporter, and held the shipment of items, valued at $500,000.
The FBI didn’t just visit the exporter and ask him questions about the export. No, the FBI arrested him. They snatched him from his warehouse, threw him in jail, took his merchandise, and then did high fives all around. Until . . .
Ultimately, criminal charges were not pursued because the items did not require a license.
Duh. Do you think they even apologized?
Anyway, ExportLawBlog wishes all of its readers the best for a safe and happy holiday season. Posting around here will be sporadic until right after the New Year so that we can catch up on consuming a few holiday spirits.
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