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How the OFAC Stole Christmas


Posted by at 2:15 pm on December 24, 2008
Category: General

Santa Flanked by F-16

A spokesman for the Treasury Department’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (“OFAC”) told Export Law Blog this morning that discussions between OFAC and the North Pole over Santa Claus’s Christmas Eve itinerary had broken down and were not expected to be resumed before Santa’s scheduled departure on December 24 at 10 pm EST.

The dispute arose from a dilemma that the U.S. sanctions against Cuba posed for Santa’s planned delivery of toys to children in Cuba. If Santa delivers toys for U.S. children first, there will be toys destined for Cuba in the sleigh in violation of 31 C.F.R. § 515.207(b). That rule prohibits Santa’s sleigh from entering the United States with “goods in which Cuba or a Cuban national has an interest.” On the other hand, if Santa delivers the toys to Cuban children first, then 31 C.F.R. § 515.207(a) prohibits the sleigh from entering the United States and “unloading freight for a period of 180 days from the date the vessel departed from a port or place in Cuba.”

A press release from the North Pole announced that the OFAC rules left Santa no choice but to bypass the children of the United States this Christmas. A spokesman from OFAC warned that if Santa attempted to overfly the United States, his sleigh would be forced to land and his cargo seized. He continued:

We know that the outcome is harsh, but we cannot allow Fidel Castro’s regime to continue to be propped up by Santa’s annual delivery of valuable Christmas toys to Cuban children.

Congressional leaders had left for the holiday recess and could not be contacted for comment.

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4 Comments:


Pretty Funny…Thank you for the wonderful blog and the amusing, insightful commentary. Best wishes for happy holidays and a healthy, happy new year.

A Faithful Reader

Comment by Linda Mills on December 24th, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

Dear Amigos,

Santa here ! Merry Christmas Feliz Navidad .
Santa will as usual be in Cuba for ” Tres Reyes “.
Last January I was able to be at Pinalver outside of La Habana. Have no fear, I will be there again this year. Merry Christmas and kindness to all, especially all children so deserving of gifts, love and kindness.

Love, Santa

Comment by SANTA on December 24th, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

Thank you, Clif, and Happy Holidays!

Comment by Chris W. on December 29th, 2008 @ 11:54 am

I think God should be investigated too

Comment by JL on January 7th, 2009 @ 5:55 am